Are you a tenured professor with a refined reputation? Do you write your own job descriptions? Perhaps you are a deific gift to your sexual counterparts.
And yet...something feels like it's missing from your life.
Snarkbot doesn't care about your personal or professional success! Any conversation with Snarkbot is an opportunity to have your ego put in check and make your bloated list of achievements feel like a grand waste of time!
[Warning: Excessive use of Snarkbot may lead to feelings of depression, isolation, humiliation, and other indications of mental damage.]