Professorbot - Model E

Dissertation getting your down?  Google just not doin' it for ya?  Did that overseas grad student flake on delivering that last 30 pages of your thesis research?

Professorbot can help you with your troubles and more.  You will always have someone to bring to academic happy hour.  And don't worry, just because Professorbot is amazingly well versed in, well, everything, doesn't mean Andco forgot the wingperson programming!  Professorbots knows that, deep down, you only want them to crush other people's arguments.  Professorbot is all too happy to do so, while pausing to congratulate you on your finely crafted points and hilarious, yet obscure jokes.

 

Purchasers within the US with a .edu email will recieve a 10% discount on Professorbot.

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