Technology has brought us so many wonders. The ability to hop into a stranger's car without fear of winding up in pieces in a dumpster, a seemingly endless stream of sexual encounters of
every imaginable type, and freedom from the burden of learning languages in order to communicate.
But what about friendship?
Pure, uncut, expertly programmed friendship is now within your grasp with Friendbot.
Had a poopy day at the office? Come home and let Friendbot hear all about it. You're much more charming than Jerry in finance and one day Susanne will notice that.
Friendbot knows what to say and when to say it.